Angelina is such a classic borderline personality.

What a joke, Americans still think Kanye is straight. Hahahahahahaha.......

Observations based on the photos:

#NotAllWhitePeople apparently, because I honestly couldn’t give a shit about any aspect of this.

I know, right? I will never understand the Kanye apologists, nor do I want to.

I don’t think Kanye would know or care about any of that. He doesn’t strike as the scholarly type, theology or otherwise.

Agreed. I’m going to go one further and say he’s an idiot who also happens to be an infantile asshole. That’s a REALLY odious combination.

Stick a finger in him. He’s done.

Has anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan read “The Great Gatsby?” Or any book, for that matter? (US Magazine and/or books that they “write” themselves don’t count.)

Yawn.

Kill him.

Kim’s going to be chasing that kid down and injecting her with butt caulk in a few years.

Sinead speaks the truth!

Nothing. Not a goddamn thing.

He’s an asshole. Anyone with a haircut like that, you know he’s an asshole.

Christ on a cracker, I know this woman probably practices her “adoring wife” face in the mirror daily, but enough already! Sheesh. The look on her face is like my 14-year-old self watching Duran Duran videos on MTV.

That poor little tiger had to take like 30 showers afterwards.

Just because the Duggars suck doesn’t mean the Kardashians don’t suck.

Asscrack jeans? Again? Oh hells no.

I found this story on FB on Friday and I’ve been re-reading it all weekend. So incredibly sweet.