When your daddy gives you your first $1 million?

She’s b-l-a-c-k.

To this entire family:

What do you think he is, one of those ivory tower liberals?

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.

The pumpkin doesn’t ripen too far from the vine.

I hope Al leaked the tape. If so, he wins everything.

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

“Politics aside” is the Trump campaign in a nutshell.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

This was an idiot on the field incident as they say on Deadspin.com. Also, some random guy ran up and interrupted the show from the crowd.

I’m not a sanitation worker, but I know a dumpster fire when I see one.

I’m not a Proctologist, but I know a fuckin asshole when I see one.

Yeah, it’s a little late to blow the dog whistle after you’ve already shot the dog, violated its corpse and then raised it up in the air for everyone to see.

We even have [a video] image of the ass of one of them with his pants pulled down.

Answer: the brunette who is accepting of all people and beasts.

Throw a convention for the republican party?

Hey Vladamir,