“I eat salads, ok?”

I’ll give you successful but funny and attractive?

VALERIE SEBESTYEN: Do you follow numerology at all?

“This perfectly reflects my family” -Donald Trump

I should add, I don’t think anyone should be trying to retrieve his body.  His family needs to live with the fact that their son died being incredibly stupid, and that putting others in danger (including the very residents of the island) to retrieve the body is selfish.

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

“It was 1985. See we had just moved to a small town in California from a different small town in Connecticut. My bedroom in my new house was about 30 sq ft bigger than my old bedroom. The bathroom was 10 paces from my bedroom and the carpet was orange. This matters, believe me.”

For next year I propose a word limit. 

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

Next level dumb sums up the entire administration!

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.

Yeah my kid was big into the unboxing videos as well, but thankfully has moved on to more uplifting fare that involves guys getting hit in the balls.

Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

I hope any ladies that are attending the White House Xmas party next week take note.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

They look like Sicilian mob widows.

Tee Hee:

“When I go to bed, I make a fire.”