Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

Probably Anthony Johnson. DJ is clean, I'm almost positive. Heinous comments.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Tennessee Titans: 111-144-1, .435

This is what happens when a little white lie ends up turning into a big ass joke. But that's just Iggy Azalea for you.

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

Lynch should fine Goodell $500K.

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

89B? Sounds like he's thinking of Lane Bryant.

that's connecticut

Except for your personality.

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

Waaaaaay too much swinging and immediately running away.

Because at some point in their lives, someone pulled the shirt over their head and beat the shit out of them.

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

The announcer was right. When Herb Dean tried to check on him by lifting his arm, which is the standard protocol, his arm stiffened up...which is what would happen if he was conscious and trying to get out of the hold. So Dean had to look at his face, which unfortunately wasn't very easy to do, to make sure he was…