Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

How crazy would it be if his last game ever was losing to the Colts?

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"

Think that's bad? You should see him get down at a Better Than Ezra concert.

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Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

Fuck Roger Goodell's NFL. This game was rigged.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Who foots the moving bill?

I really wanted the Cowboys to miss the playoffs. Guess we'll have to wait til they eventually lose in the first round.

And Angelenos everywhere gave a collective shrug and went back to their RedZone and Sunday Ticket on their giant TVs in the comfort of their homes.

My favorite part is that either everyone on the pitch automatically knows how to handle goats, or that they all just followed the lead of the initial horn-grabber.

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.