A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

Wait, you can win by an illegal blow? What the fuck?

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

Stikc ot sprots

2 Balls - 1 Strike

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

Can't wait until ESPN suspends the law for 4 months.

It's too bad for Andrew McCutchen that he has to play in the same league as Jesus Christ himself. It also sucks for me as a Giants fan and a Catholic that Clayton Kershaw is Jesus Christ himself.

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Damn, I never realized Bumgarner is actually fucking huge.

I know this isn't gonna get approved but weekends on Deadspin are so much better

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Hey guys.. Guys.. I think it's Benji from the Howard Stern Show.. I don't think the 50 comments saying the same thing was enough of a confirmation so I added mine.

Do you want to kill us all?!

It's Friday so let's make this a drinking game! Give your suggestions

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!