Hey Roger.....BETTER CALL SAUL!

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

Wait, one of the people pictured in that Ray Rice jersey picture is NOT a woman?

Where do you work, Honda?

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

I'm convinced that Manziel would have taken over the starter's job in his second season, sparking a nuclear war on First Take, and then immediately reinstated the cocaine-era Cowboys, leading them to a Super Bowl victory before dying of an overdose.

1. Kevin Ward, Jr. was gallant.

Dana White

That's funny, I was a kid once, and never once threw a shit fit over a god damn fruit pie. Probably because my parents actually disciplined me.

Alright buddy, enough internet for you.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Everyone at UCLA knows him by his old name, Poo Alcindor

A loud whistle cuts through the midday air.

Ray Rice pounded his chest twice, looked around to see if anyone was watching, then dragged his unconscious chest out of the elevator. It was clear this moment meant a lot to him.

What's the big deal? I had three triples and a double last night, t0o.

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

Instead of working from home, why don't you take a stroll down Know Your Role Blvd, head straight on to Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check yourself DI-rectly into THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL

Well, thank God he wasn't smoking pot at the time, right?