E.T. was PG, not G. Pretty sure they added the "Penis-breath" line for just that purpose.

In spite of my being a big Anthony Bourdain fan, I'd totally missed the existence of that book…will definitely have to give it a read.

And we got a quick mention of another relevant historical figure this week, with the reveal that one of the Cooks' recently departed employees was none other than Mary Mallon aka Typhoid Mary.