Of course they’re from Canberra. FFS.

I think I’m the one person who tried the s’mores and was underwhelmed. And that’s coming from someone who willingly stops at Steak ‘n Shake when they roll out the s’mores shake each fall.

If I were a mere babe in the woods on the internet, I might be tempted to ask “Seriously, that’s a thing?”

Those hats were THE BEST.

The Duggars say “playing doctor”. I say “sexual assault”.

Nah, I’d rather they underestimate me and be blindsided. More fun that way.

I’m originally from Melbourne. I lived through the Australian drought up until 2009 when I moved to the US.

Cannot quite believe those “house” heavy lyrics are actual song lyrics. Hey Calvin, maybe let other folks write your lyrics? Yikes.

I, for one, admire them for trying something new. It's so easy to shit all over other people's work. How about the haters create something themselves instead of being a bunch of dismissive asshats? Just a thought.

I'd recommend her album, "Ladies of the Canyon". IMHO, it doesn't get enough love, and it's pretty damn great.

I aspire to be more like that.

All of this, and also: Meaghan Trainor is one of the many reasons we need Sleater-Kinney back now more than ever.

I am SAF (short as fuck) and find that Michael Kors makes some pretty sweet moto jackets, especially if you can get them on sale. (And mostly from the MICHAEL Michael Kors line, what am I, a Rockefeller?)

Gah, I totally want this, and I don't normally say that about pink lipstick.. It's gorgeous.

And that makes her a total badass. Being someone in touch with your sexuality and being a parent are not mutually exclusive.

Congrats, you saw that one 30 Rock episode.

Right? I suspect Montana has enough to deal with without adding that douche canoe to its list.

Moving to LA, so the authentic Mexican food angle is covered. Also, I'll take "near identical boring weather" and "damn traffic" over not being able to breathe for four months out of the year due to Chicago winters/ the extreme cold. Damn you, Asthma. *Shakes fists*

I've lived in Chicago for six years, and I cannot get my ass relocated to California fast enough. *Sigh*. One day, Golden State.

Still bitter you're the least interesting person on television, Giuliana?