He's douchey and self-important with or without cornrows.

I hear you! I worked at a major bookstore in a big mall a few years back, and having to man the children's section was a nightmare. People would routinely dump their kids there while they went and shopped in an entirely different part of the mall. They saw it as free babysitting.

The visual image of your cat faking a limp is too funny! I've sprayed my sister-in-law's annoying cat with water when he howls and scratches our bedroom door at 2AM...and he just keeps howling. He thinks it's a game. He howls, we squirt him with water. Sigh.

I've always been a cat person, I love cats. I have two of my own that I probably treat too much like children. (Insert crazy cat lady jokes/assumptions here). Having said that, I detest my sister-in-law's cat. She and kitty both live with my husband. Kitty's got permanent allergies, and regularly sneezes giant wads…

It sure seems that way.

The Pope has vowed never to tolerate lady priests? Just another thing he's added to his list of the intolerable, along with homosexuals, reproductive rights and common sense. And yet another reason I can add to my list of "so glad I left the church".

Sheesh. Keep it classy, Patricia.

We totally do. Even my husband does. Even though he's not a hetero lady.

At a time when other couples are spending upwards of 20K on what essentially amounts to a really big & fancy party, my wedding was relatively cheap, too. $3K for the whole thing. We got married at city hall, (I was the bride & I wore black sequined converse, jeans and a Sleater-Kinney t-shirt; we asked guests to wear…

How much do you want to bet that Lindsay serves less than 5% of that 120 day sentence? The judge was wrong to reduce the theft charges from felony down to misdemeanor. It just makes LL and her ilk think they're untouchable. Celebrity justice, kids. It's B.S.

Fully grown Red Kangaroos can disembowel people with one kick. If she's that desperate for a therapy pet, get a dog! I want to know how someone in Oklahoma has a pet kangaroo...

Chanel chosing Lively definitely *is* a departure. Lively might be a lovely girl, certainly she is photogenic. But she is not the Chanel "usual". There are a number of celebrities they could have chosen that would have been more fitting than Lively. Perhaps knowledge that Lively is both Largerfeld's and Wintour's pet…