i’m reporting everyone who responds in the affirmative to the police

don’t look at me.

Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

Perhaps you should come to terms with the fact that some of the youth movements you turn your nose up at are actually quite substantive, and just because they don’t fit your aesthetic doesn’t mean they’re disqualified from doing anything important.

Just saw this yesterday

Please stop with the “nothing is going to happen.” It might happen if we change the conversation from “If it didn’t then; it won’t now,” to “Sandy Hook plus this means that something MUST happen.” You seem to be quitting before we even get started.

How about some love for Deborah Sampson? Spent her childhood as an indentured servant after her mother was widowed and couldn’t afford to keep 7 kids in the house. At 20, she enlisted in the Continental Army, disguised as a man to fight in the Revolutionary War. Served as a scout throughout the Revolution and was at…

He is advocating terrorism — or at least that organization is. ‘Blood guilt’, death threats to medical personnel, recruiting online with bloody, misleading videos . . . It's even relying on a misinterpretation of religious teachings. If he wasn't an American Christian he'd be called a state sponsored terrorist. No…

I bet they all own lizards.

Well done, reminds me of my favorite page on Facebook.

In what world is suspension with pay a punishment?

Albert, I love 99% of this article. But why’d you have to go and say this:

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

Plus, with a knife, you have to get right up there next to the victim. You might see the fear in their eyes. You might feel the knife’s resistance against their bones and tissue. Guns make people disconnected from the humanity of their victims in a way that knives and baseball bats don’t.