That slutty bear is just asking for it.

Don’t worry. I’ll disguise myself as critical respect and he’ll never find me.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

Or it could be set on fire! That would be cool too.

Sir, we’ve got thousands of pallets of bottled water that no one wants to buy! What should we do?

Tacking the word “white” in front of any generalizing rant about women doesn’t make you not a misogynist bigot.

You don’t need a comma there.

Meh. They intentionally walked the guy in front of him to put a runner in scoring position. That’s equally disrespectful. And, I’m wading into the muddy waters of unwritten rules, but:
If you’ve just been disrespected, I feel like you’re justified in rubbing your success in the other teams face.

Did the rules of baseball change?
I thought hitting a home run was the opposite of being shitty at your job.
I thought losing by 9 runs means you’re being shitty at your job.
Maybe you’re defending people who are shitty at their jobs, because you’re one. Solidarity and all that.
Am I applying your “logic” correctly?

When you intentionally walk a batter and the next batter hits a homerun, yeah that guy is going flip the fucking bat and enjoy it, because by not pitching to the hitter ahead of him, you are declaring him to be a shitty hitter. And a hitter will almost always take offense to that.

Which is not to be confused with Fucking, New Jersey.

I feel for Jones, though. I really do. He’s such a troubled young man, clearly haunted by ghosts, and doesn’t know where to turn or how to get away from them...

This one is tough for me. As an African American man, I can see why Alexie did this. He wanted help someone of color get a leg up in spite the fact the work is mediocre to just plain not good. In trying to raise the voice of someone of color - who traditionally has had and still has trouble having their voices heard -…

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

Fox’s Bill O’Reilly Says Black Lives Matter Is A “Hate Group” That Wants Police Officers Dead

Yeah, she was season two’s “cute one.” Colleen was season one’s cute one, she got a rash on her legs.

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