There’s a war on tacos? Why is there a war on tacos? Who isn’t pro-taco?

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

What are the odds that they all sank?

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

they key phrase in freaky friend fiction is fiction, but you actually seem like up to 11 mad so i’m sorry for teasing.

It’s not the best consent campaign out there, but it’s far from the worst.

*shrug* So what?

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.