Here's the Tavarish-style headline: "Buy All Ten of These Tire-Melting Crazywagens for the Price of a Current Porsche 911." No whining about the maintenance costs - if you have ten cars, at least one of them will get you to work on any given day.

Imaginging swapping this engine into my El Camino.

Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…

You had ONE JOB.

Goddamnit, Bob.

A Nissan Juke owner saying a Honda Insight is ugly...

SHUT THE HELL UP!
I want one of these so bad and now you are going to drive the prices of them up, you jerk.

This is good race promotion and good Kinja.

Buy it for me and put a Red Bull wrap on it! I'll drive around all day long throwing energy drinks at people. For years if you want. I'm a brand ambassador if there ever was one.

There's a lucky bastard man in Japan who owns a street legal 962C.

If only I can find a clean one by the time I get my license. ;-;

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This is easy. V12, pop up headlamps and a giant 2 door body. Its like the Jalop god delivered the perfect car for the civilized, mature citizen.

RX8: Gas consumption 20 Litres per 100kms..........Engine Life Expectancy - 10,000kms

The only manufacturer to even get close to that figure is Ferrari, and that was more than a decade later.

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I have an idea for a new reality show: Luxury Car Dealerships!