I'll drive it if I'm allowed to play Reel Big Fish the whole time.

We will tell our children's children about the great canvas shortage of 2018!

I’ve been in Customer Support positions in the video game industry for 11 years and have worked with companies like Square Enix and Activision. The customer support answer that was sent was... upsetting. To put it mildly. Here’s how I would have answered that email:

I gotta say November has been a rough month for gamers...FFXV second season has been dragged out back and put down to end it’s misery, Battlefield is a mess, Smash is leaked, Blizzard shits the entire bed and the room, Fallout76 is well....someone okayed this game. Someone said, release this shit to the world.

Slightly worse than that, they were cut in half and then glued down, with a christmas lightbulb inside. If I recall correctly anyway.

You know, when people talk about Marvel Easter Eggs, that’s not what I had in mind...

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but please, don’t let anyone else speak for you—even me.

We lose our voice when we refuse to exercise it--and I guarangoddamntee you that yours has merit.

Ah yes, the Infinity Eggs, Thanos and the Easter Bunny, making shit happen.

Every single recommended story is “Stop preordering video games.” Every. Single. One.
That’s hilarious.

Well this brings back some memories

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

I had an E34 525i, and to me, it’s the most attractive BMW ever built. You’re right, it doesn’t get the love it deserves. I still wish I’d bought that E34 wagon...

“You got out-dragged by that stock Civic Si?”

...which itself was a blatant ripoff of the Trackmania series....

I was skeptical until I watched that trailer. Dammit MS, you will be getting another $20 from me.

One eighth of $2.65mm is more than $331,250. This thing is a STEAL!

Why buy this when you could buy it next year at CarMax the Rite Aid rack near the register for $4.99?

I’ll take the 1/1's in the garage.

Well a wife would’ve thrown them away or forced him to sell, and kids would’ve wrecked every single one.