The nose is completely the same shape. A nose job would never have given her this result, it is not like photoshop where you can make it skinnier or shorter without changing the basic structure. That is not how it works.

This is deadspin, not Jezebel.

It’s called aging. She was 15 in the first photo, same nose, same smile, same cheeks, same eyes, different proportions.

So, anyway I was looking at Emma Stone and I was just all “what has that girl done to her face?” and then I realised that she has just aged and in Hollywood standards that is just weird and unexpected.

I once had an allegic reaction Clinique “Mild” face cleanser. Within seconds I had cystic acne all over my jaw line.

A kettle is what the water is boiled in, Mrs Potts is a tea pot which the boiled water is then poured in with the tea leaves. Tea kettles are not a thing. (In Australia we call soda/pop “soft drink”)

It was surgical grade gold, I have worn cheap copper and nickel earrings with no problems.

Gold. Wearing the Jewelery externally is fine but piercings swell up.

Clinique Repair Wear.

But it is just a kettle not a “tea kettle”

That is just regular kettle. It is not tea exclusive.

Read the bit under the instagram.

Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

I do have a picture of Mohammad which I won’t post because that would not be appropriate, I have not yet seen the card but apparently he made it on Microsoft Word using clip art and it was amazing.

So my mother works for an international branch of a US company and everything has to be approved by the US. They have to make sure nothing may possibly offend or exclude any one for anything and this means their Christmas cards can not say “Merry Christmas”. This year they made it a design competition for their…

At the Derby the crowds are all wearing jeans and wife beaters and look like they just spilled out of a trailer, the people at the cup are lawyers and executives that are not allowed in without suits and proper dress. Debauchery applies to the upper classes, not scum.

A work friend of my mothers pours a bottle of vodka into breakfast juice and takes in about ten. Tells them it’s the mixer.

You really don’t know much do you? Derby Day was Sunday, Melbourne was Tuesday, Oaks Thursday and Emirates Stakes on Friday plus regular races in between. And they are too busy drinking champagne to bother with shitty redneck bourbon.

Excuse me you piss drinker. The only Australians that drink RTDs are 14 year olds who drink the cheapest stuff available because their older siblings kept the lions share of the money their friends pooled when buying it. The only thing Kentucky Whisky is for is tipping down the sink so it can be refilled with tomato…

My not yet 2 year old daughter loves Harley. She has not seen the movie or the cartoons, but she does has the Pop! vinyl I won on a claw machine and now wears her hair in pigtails and gives kisses to “Wahwey” all the time. She doesn’t see a homicidal, promiscuous abuse victim, she sees a cute doll. Maybe the girls are…