I ask my kids (2 and 4 years) to fetch me things like the remote. They fight over who will be the “winner” and it ends in tears. The real winner is me.

My theory based on his massive mouth/cheeks is that he is really really good at giving head.

Suggest the original out fit which is more age appropriate. Robbie wears it for about 5 seconds.

As a result, the robbers are still roaming the streets of the City of Light, looking for other marks or doing what they can to sell that giant honking ring they stole. Either way, I hope they find them soon.

Just like how art galleries are asking for their art to be stolen by displaying it.

I’m 27 28 (fuck) with two kids and already feel that way.

My thoughts too. Very Patrick Bateman.

That phrase is just basically code for shit taste.

Hate recliners! I prefer what Petra Ecclestone has in Spelling Manor. Not really a Chez Longe more half Lounge, half bed.

The Cumberbatch family were famous for being wealthy slave traders so his father didn’t want to use the name publicly.

She was his babysitter.

It was funny watching an episode the other day and they saw each other and both had “Yay! We can be friend’s again” faces.

So according to the Daily Mail (which you can take either way) Blac and Rob are not on speaking terms because that was predictable, so his sisters organized two baby showers (not that he needed a baby shower) but no one gave Rob the memo which led to his reaction because this guy has some serious emotional problems…

“This shit will never happen to me”

I think when you grow up in a bubble it is hard to connect to people outside of the bubble.

There are plenty of rich girls who are not models. Gigi is not a model because she is rich, she is a model because her mother is Yolanda van den Herik, a supermodel.

That’s what I was thinking about! No hate for alligators, he’s always trying to feed the animals old meat that is going bad. He yells at me for eating my steak cooked rare, and will only eat meat that has practically turned to charcoal.

A+ on the cat name. Mine is called Count Wolfgang VonKittenhausen. He looked like a Bond villain as a kitten.

My sister in law calls it “Seth Green face”

It is not a good idea for people to eat leopards, other large hunter and even cats and dogs. I can’t remember why to be honest but my father the biologist is obsessed with food born diseases and  has spent too much energy stressing to me that you shouldn’t eat anything at the same place on the food chain.