He’s too busy writing new material for his standup. Apparently ticket sales for his upcoming shows have skyrocketed since it happened, and I suspect he’ll be dining out on the incident for many years to come.

Could you imagine the racism blowblack for having a black actor arrested at the Oscars?

He’d also likely be banned from the premises of the Oscars for the duration.

I could be wrong but I think he wouldn’t be able to vote in his category. He would still be eligible to receive the award. You don’t have to be am academy member to get nominated or recieve an award.

I’ve helped write a merch-related cookbook and have several friends in merch-related publishing. The point of a cookbook like this is to recreate dishes from the show, no matter how good or gross they sound to you personally. It would be more inauthentic to randomly add Afro-French dishes because of Michel, when Michel…

If they wanted to be more distinctive, they probably could’ve avoided the whole actor named Chris playing a character named Steve sacrificing themselves to destroying a German superweapon in the form of a large plane full of WMDs headed to major cities in the middle of a World War.

I was largely underwhelmed by most of Wonder Woman, but when she (seemingly) defeated her enemy and the war didn’t stop, and she was forced to rekon with the idea that humankind’s capacity for violence wasn’t tied to sinister supernatural forces, I was genuinely impressed. It was such a stark repudiation of the hero’s…

It's also a pretty wired take given that the Scots were pretty staunchly imperialist at the time, and the country's economy was reliant on selling ships and trains to the Empire. If the First World War had caused the collapse of the British Empire, the Scots would have been invading London to start it back up again.

The film’s one good history joke—the casting of Tom Hollander in the triple role of King George V, Tsar Nicholas II, and Kaiser Wilhelm II—turns out to be a squandered stunt;

Sorry, I think I asked for that.

Unlike this review, which was delightful, The Notebook is unforgivably boring. I worked as the overnight desk clerk at a hotel one summer, and I spent approximately 6 hours of my 8 hour shift watching dvds on my laptop every night, and that was when I watched the Notebook. I have to say, I don't remember any of…

I was so happy with this episode of Seinfeld when it aired, because I couldn't understand how I was the only person I knew who HATED The English Patient. I've since met others, but man, it was like living in some bizarro world. Bad was good.

YES!!!!! Not liking this movie always made me feel like Elaine and the English Patient.

I'm confused now. Do people actually LIKE The Notebook, I mean, as a good movie?? I have watched it several times, but mostly only because Rachel McAdams' dresses are adorable, you see lots of shirtless Gos, and the part where they have wall-sex in the new/old house is hawt (or was when I was in college, I'm probably…

This movie has given widespread false hope that the one that got away is still writing you letters every day and refurbishing that old house and building you a painting room but the forces are keeping him away.

I have never seen this movie, but this review made me laugh out loud at work. Thank goodness I'm the only one here.

I've always been slightly curious about this movie but not enough to actually, y'know, watch it. So thanks for this! Now, a GREAT old-man-telling-a-story-to-his-uninterested-children-about-his-past movie is Big Fish. Saw it when my grandma had just had a stroke and I don't know if I've ever cried so much, but it…

(Note to my partner: If I ever get dementia, and you show up to read me the same story every fucking day, feel free to leave out the part where you bang the war widow. It's not necessary. Quit braggin', man.)

Cock-blocktopus just made my entire year. We're done here, 2013, and possibly the first half of 2014.

The grief-stricken Liam Neeson calls up Emma Thompson, who I guess is just some woman he knows (relationship NEVER EXPLAINED), to talk about how sad he is.