My Christmas present is seeing an XJS corner on just two wheels

The game is dark and full of errors. All joking aside though, that’s a valid approach. Even though I’m having a great time playing it personally, I’ve recommended to a few people to wait and pick it up after a few months when the bugs get ironed out a bit. I don’t see a ton of bugs in my game, some of which sound…

Me too! Suckers, all of them!
Anywho, I’m off to buy a new starship for Star Citizen.

What about David Tracy flying to Europe to fix an old van was “reasonable”?

What about going to Germany to buy a shit-box van as a goof? Where does that rank in terms of necessity, above or bellow seeing one’s family for the first time in 8 months?

An SUV needs to either:

I nominate Jim Spanfeller, the herb that made this site so fucking unusable by packing it full of advertising, dildo deals of the day, auto play advertisements for dildos, and auto play content videos. This herb also completely gutted the staff. Yes, Jim Spanfeller is the most deserving herb there is.

Well, in Telsa’s defense they didn’t have a PR department to release the info that they no longer have a PR department.

Let’s be honest, you’re not reaching out to every automaker that has a customer with wheel alignment issues, has fallen asleep at the wheel, or has defective panoramic roofs. Your reaching out to Tesla because a response from them would be clickworthy for you. Most of your email requests are of the un-slick tone...…

As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached…

Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

“Upon an audit of your account, it was determined that you did not pay for the roof option, so through an over-the-air update, it has been removed.”

It’s the new option package: Tesla Model Y-isitsowindy.

“You guys are always complaining about panel gaps; this was the easiest solution.”

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

I could see using something like this for parking, as well; not just parallel parking, either. Ever have to cut in real tight into a perpendicular space, only to find that you’re WAY too close on one side? Crab-walk that puppy in reverse, then pull forward when you’re centered.

The renders for this are horrible (No suspension height, no tie downs, no door openings, no passenger bulkheads, or anything else that actually matters on a van).

come on.. all this and no mention of directional tread tires?

come on.. all this and no mention of directional tread tires?

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.