Frying any leftover pasta in butter + crushed garlic takes it to the next level!

An old-fashioned egg beater is the best way to break eggs down for scrambled eggs and omelettes ever. Specifically, the OXO Good Grips one. The beaters are removable for cleaning and all its four parts are dishwasher safe. I've been using one for almost ten years now.

I put tablespoons (separated) of tomato pste on parchment or plastic and freeze them, then move them into a ziplock bag. No more waste and super easy to take out how much you need. If you’re only using a teaspoon at a time freeze those instead.

Yes to the tubes of tomato paste. I used to waste all the time before I finally realized about the tubes. I’d say I reccommend trying full fat cocoa powder for baking. Only for recipes where you’d really taste a difference, like chocolate buttercream or cookies. Amazing.  

Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

Well, he must know she’s in good shape. He tried to arm wrestle her. One of the most awkward greetings ever!

Hard to tell, her purse is in the way.

I think her head is generally just filled with buzzing sounds and bright lights.

She’s thinking, “Die already, you gross, fat turd,” but in Slovenian.

I give hugs when I don’t want to– but I draw the line at faking an orgasm during the hug.

Would way rather hug Bob Dylan than Seinfeld any day so this is a happy ending!

I’m all for letting her speak. The more she defends the indefensible, the more she reveals her true nature and the more she can be judged for her words and deeds. We already know she’s a shallow, litigious, hypocritical, gold digging plagiarist and grifter who came to this country under shady circumstances, thinks…

She’s LYING. My very complete fanfic of this has her totally dominating him and forcing him to do it with a smile. Look how happy he is to be serving Katy!

I cannot forgive that tattoo. The design itself is horrible enough, but the placement? Complete lady-boner killer.

She stigmatizes it by making it something secret and shameful. She’s not protecting him. She’s protecting her image. She married for money and procreated with a sociopath with old sperm as insurance. She continues the charade because of what’s at stake financially. If her son is miserable, it’s her fault. Fuck her.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Is it only me who hears him say anything about leaks/leakers and just thinks of Russian hookers?

And about once a year she seems to deviate from that and allows a god awful ugly floral print to wear her. All that money and she still manages to constantly look like she was attacked by a rack of cheap polyester clearance dresses at Ross:

I knew Ivanka couldn’t take a punch- Casual Thursdays, lol

I’m reading Stiff, by Mary Roach, about the use of cadavers in society. I started it ages ago, put it aside, and am just now picking it up again.