Is this true? Because I’ve been calling them the FLOTUS and the Flatus.

This is the same expensive building Melania lived in when she first came to the US (and before she had legal papers to work.)

Her English is like what a vacationer would use to get by. There are tutors who could help her with grammar and pronunciation, and even if she never felt the need for it before, she should do it now. She is the First Lady with a husband who is vocally anti-immigrant. Every time she opens her mouth we are reminded that…

She treats him like he’s paying her by the hour. “And no kissing on the lips!”

The Flotus and the Flatus.

Sounds like the only difference between Depp and the people featured on Hoarders is the price of his stuff.

I don’t mind kids. I just wouldn’t want one in my home.

Pete Seeger sang about this 45 years ago.

I just say, “I thought about having kids, but decided to have fun instead.” (Actually, I never thought about having kids. Freedom has always been important to me.)

And yet, 2/3 of the wives he’s bought are not American.

My brother used to work in a shoe store. It was very common that right before Easter, people would buy dressy shoes. They would put masking tape over the soles, wear them to church, then remove the tape and return the shoes to the store, “unworn.” Christian sole saving, so to speak..

Understandable. A giant rabbit is scary, but an obese pedophile who watches you sleep and judges you when you’re awake? That’s some evil terror.

As with most things in life, you subscribe to the part that appeals to your own interest. I don’t believe in Jesus. But because of him, candy is half-price today.

My friend’s short daughter had a 6'7" boyfriend. After my friend made a few snarky comments, I said,”It’s about convenience. All she has to do is open her mouth.” After that he shut up.

Ugh, people who refer to themselves as “Dr.” when they’re not an MD are right up there with lawyers who always include Esq after their name.

Loved SNL’s take on this.

Also, if a woman starts to blossom early, when she is too young to know how to deal with male attention, it can really fuck her up. I have known a few beautiful women who are really messed up in their view of men. They didn’t have the opportunity to go through the normal emotional maturing process before being forced…

He produces “Christian electronic dance music.” Yes, I will judge him to be an idiot.

So we know what Jarod’s not getting.

Makes sense, since Ivanka was fathered by a baboon.