We bought ours pretty cheap from a Housingworks online auction. It’s about 9 feet long. Couldn’t get it into the elevator. Wouldn’t make the turns on the stairwells. Wouldn’t go through a window. We had it cut in half and slip-covered. So, not so cheap after all. But fabulous!
To paraphrase Dolly Parton, it costs a lot of money to look so cheap.
Remember when Paul Ryan “washed dishes?”
Blue Ivy is in such a rarified existence, she probably has not yet had other kids make fun of her uhem, Poison, uhem name.
I love sex and found when I was younger that it intruded in my thoughts so much that it kept me from doing other things. I’ve always wished that humans could have a rutting season, like some other animals. Go nuts with sex for a few weeks a year and then be able to concentrate the rest of the time.
The kids are only 1/4 of his genes and don’t even share his name. So, not very important.
Also, miscellaneous saliva. All those restaurants and fast food meals, you just know the people working there are spitting (or worse) in his food.
And if you had long fingernails, you used a pencil to dial it so you didn’t ruin your manicure.
Can you take a week or two off for vacation? Every time I had a bad break-up, I would take a trip by myself to study Spanish in Latin America. There are schools where they set you up to live with a family with meals included (great for practice and company) and many schools plan extra curriculars, like sightseeing,…
Third unwanted pregnancy. “Maybe she should have kept her legs closed.” (is what I could imagine an elderly uncle saying about her.) People are so judgy.
Hard to say what the deal is with Lisa Marie’s daughters. There are people who get upset about bathtub pictures of babies. I knew someone who claimed her ex was a flasher. Upon talking, I realized that she meant he walked around their house without a robe. On the other hand, Lisa Marie may be attuned to the…
I read about Glossier on Jezebel and bought a couple of their lipsticks. I think they were $18 each, and I was shocked at how cheezy they were. Small, thin tubes looked like they should have been samples. You have to put on lots of layers to get any real color. This is a benefit? And, yes, it’s a kid’s product. The…
Sniff the air as if you smell something foul, and then tell them, “You shouldn’t fart in public.” If they don’t get it, point out that they have mistaken their flatulence for eloquence.
I will be getting married this summer, for the first time, at the age of 61. I don’t know how or why anyone would want to settle down when they are young, unless they want kids. Being single and having total freedom rocks. I had some great boyfriends, even longterm, but never thought about marriage. At this age I’ve…
Saw the picture, glanced at the headline, and thought it was about some transgender news. Dude looks like a lady.
Can’t comment on that first picture until I know what Ryan is doing with his left hand.
“there was a dispute about the timing of their check-in” In other words, they got there AFTER the regular check in cut-off. Then, after everyone is already on the tarmac, this dick insists that they turn the plane around, with no regard to the other passengers who will now be delayed and may have tight flight…
His father just became president. This kid’s world has already changed. And if he has to adjust to a new school environment, too bad. What about the other adjustments that everyone else is having to make because his family is draining millions of dollars from an already strapped city, for all the extra security…
I know someone whose kid goes to school at Columbia Grammar and Preparatory School with Barron. It’s $45K a year tuition and most of the parents are livid about having him there. There are secret service in the hallways, it’s impossible to get near the school to pick up their kids, etc. Add to that how having them…
I went to public school; my boyfriend went to private school. We were both A students. He studied subjects we didn’t have, read things I didn’t read, and in general is a lot better educated when it comes to “book learning.” But I learned more about the general public. I learned that most people do the work and still…
