They should have built a wall across the Queensboro Bridge so Trump would have had to stay where he was born.

I have wavy hair and never bother to dry it. When I want it to be smoother, I just put on a hat while it’s damp. I always keep a knit cap in the drawer, even in (especially in) summer.

Blend avocado, milk, a small spoonful of honey. Delicious, nutritious and filling!

If someone in London talks Trump, just answer them Brexit.

She should have stuck with an hourly arrangement. When she took on Trump as her full time client, she forfeited the right to sleep somewhere else. Personally, I think it would make America greater to send her back to Slovenia. I’ll bet protection is a lot cheaper there.

Also chronic alcoholics and people who can’t read. There go Bannon and Trump.

Now explain why men have nipples.

This looks like it would be entertaining as a 10 minute short.

Once they start digging into her past, they are likely to find way more illegal activity than her immigration status. While she was a “model,” even before she was legal to work here, she lived at Zeckendorf Towers, an expensive condo that would have been way beyond the means of the average model.

The Civil War was a big mistake. We should have just let the South secede, instead of carrying their sorry asses for the last century and a half. Maybe kept New Orleans because it’s so nice, and possibly Austin. But to the rest of it, adios. Go join up with Mexico if they’ll have you.

Really camp. The hilarious Jackie Hoffman has a recurring role as Crawford’s  maid, Mamacita.

Next comes someone who is “allergic to crystals” and a big lawsuit.

Eh, as soon as she’s gone he’ll be playing The Bachelor President with a bevy of beauties. May even put an “I need an American wife” spin on it. Hell, it could be his next reality show.

Exactly. Now is the time for her to start looking around. There are plenty of other rich men who would like to buy her, and her value has gone up as first lady. She needs to start first-ladying her ass off, go to lots of expensive functions and meet her next husband.

If they would just be open about it, maybe Autism could become Melania’s cause as first lady and some good could come out of this. Hell, having a special needs kid might even make the Donald seem more human. Barron is already IN the spotlight. There’s no turning back on that.

Putin’s got way more money and is way better looking. I’m hoping for Melania to dump Trump and become Putin’s squeeze, with plenty of PDA.

Mila Kunis

He has a history of giving up when things don’t go his way. I spoke with someone who played golf with him years ago. Everyone knew he cheated, and they tolerated that. (“That’s just Trump.”) But what pissed people off is that he would regularly just walk off the course, mid-game, if he wasn’t winning.

You just know that people are spitting (or worse) in his food, wherever he eats.

I really, really, really want to see Melania dump Trump and take up with Putin. He’s richer, he’s smarter and way better looking. Most of all, richer. I want Putin to grab her by the pussy. And then I want to see Trump so humiliated that he dies of a rage stroke.