I don’t believe posing is the only thing she did nude. And why have we not seen examples of her regular editorial and fashion modeling? You’d think Donnie
Dump would be proudly showing it off, if it existed. Melanoma was living at Zeckendorf Towers in a pricey condo back when she was a “model.” In fact, she was living…

Is this required seating, like, if there is a window seat available in another row, would the woman would still have to sit in the women’s section, in a middle seat? Also, perfume and cologne give me migraines, and although men’s colognes are often worse, women are more likely to wear that shit. So in open seating…

Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner is an all Inuit movie, filmed on location, and it’s awesome.

Most stations aren’t that bad. And at least we have a subway system. I have to visit Orlando a few times a year and talk about hellpit! It takes forever to get anywhere in horrible traffic and heat. No such thing as “Let’s walk there.” Lots of areas don’t even have sidewalks! And when you finally get where you’re…

When you go to an open house, there will be a sign-in sheet asking for your contact information and if you have a broker. You may want to open up a special email address that you can use specifically for house hunting. One purpose of the sign-in sheet is for the broker to get new clients. Meeting the listing…

Talking about sex is fun and entertaining, and also provides fodder for some of the best jokes.

Eh, there are already SO many reasons to hate Bill O’Reilly. This one seems minor in comparison.

I had just moved to the city and was working as a part time receptionist, living on cheap breakfast and pizza, when a girl I’d known in college asked me to be her bridesmaid. I was flattered as I’d never considered us close friends. (Turned out her other five bridesmaids were the groom’s sisters.) Found out at the…

I want Melania to cuckold him with Putin.

Yes. Love this guy and his sweaters!

When Ivana was in the picture, she said he paid her “One dollar and all the dresses I can buy.” Maybe she’s in DC buying up all of those dresses.

I’m praying for an assassination before the 20th. My god is a vengeful god, and she does NOT suffer fools gladly.

I’m old and don’t need birth control anymore, but back in the day I had a cervical cap and it was the best. Not too many doctors prescribed them because it takes a while to learn how to use it. (I had to go to a group lesson at a women’s clinic, where they taught us all at once.) Once you’ve got it, you spend next to…

Each desk should have had an orange with a knife stuck in it.

Pretty modest stripper costumes. Extra points for funerial black.

Also, she named that poor girl “Gynnya.” Abuse from day one.

Also, there aren’t that many gigs providing a dancer with that kind of job stability. Add to that you don’t have to be a great dancer to be a Rockette. The routines are relatively simple. The main requirement is to have an inseam measurement that’s unusually long in relation to your height. It’s why there are a lot of…

Can they perform costumed in burqas? That way they’d be protected from the groper, plus sending an interesting and confusing message.

Who would know? He always has an expression like he just smelled a lot of farts.

When it comes to dying in 2017 because of their sins, I’ll bet a lot more people are going to die from gluttony than homosexuality. I’m looking at you, Kim. You shouldn’t be casting that first stone.