Well, he can’t get the Freedom Kids because last time he stiffed them.

I’m amazed he eats at any restaurant. You just know his food has been spit on.

Where was your fiance when she was saying these things? If he was present, did he defend you and tell his mother to STFU? If he just sits there and lets someone insult you, whether it is his mother or anyone else, he is not someone to count on for the rest of your life.

Someone once advised me that when dealing with anyone difficult, I should figure out what they think they are good at and compliment them on it. Also, someone underestimating your intelligence or ability can frequently work in your favor.

30 is young -- enjoy it! This summer I’ll be getting married for the first time, at the age of 61. He’s a great guy and I finally feel old enough to settle down. But I could never have done it prior to menopause. Being single rocks. Follow your own plan, do all the things YOU want to do, there are no rules to this…

Also the smell. They are great dogs to watch from a distance, but I haven’t met a German Shepard yet that didn’t reek to high heaven, even freshly bathed. And if it’s more than a few hours after that bath, phew! Don’t know how people deal with that smell.

We have two cats and a newcatcondos litterbox enclosure right near our door. It’s big enough to hold a large and small litterbox plus scoop. It’s also so sturdy that we sit on it to take our shoes off. The cats use it as a scratching post, too. When we decided to get a second cat, I sent a piece of fabric to the…

Have you seen her? That poor little girl looked like she was 6 going on 30. Her parents tarted her up and taught her sexualized gestures to win horrendous child beauty contests. If it HAD been semen on the panties, that would have just made her costume more authentic.

Teenage girls have a history of making bad choices.

Aimee, I like the way you didn’t capitalize trump in the last paragraph. Let’s make small case trump a thing.

Jetblue doesn’t offer first class.

Should have let them secede when we had the chance.

Rob Cockerham did it first, with a lot more class.

“small sample size” He, he he.

Am I the only one who heard this as a Monty Python skit?

It’s about sunburn, right? Because that’s definitely a problem.

Killing a big, old, gorgeous bit of nature? BFD.

I’m amazed at people who are against fur, but fine with wearing other things. There is no silk unless the silkworms die. Sheep have to be restrained when their wool is stolen from them; some get hurt in the process. Literally countless insects die in the production of cotton, not to mention the deaths of unlucky…

Truth! I learned that lesson from Meryl and Goldie in Death Becomes Her.

Was she the one doing the abusing? After reading Aaron Tonken’s excellent expose King of the Cons, I wouldn’t put it past her.