Ferrell and Wiig are both joke acts. Clueless oaf and shrieking neurotic. That’s it. In everything they do.

Plenty of little kids move and change schools during the school year. I did it myself around Barron’s age. It’s no big deal, and it’s not as if they haven’t already turned the kid’s life upside down. Melania made the deal with her full time trick back in 2005. My tax dollars shouldn’t have to go toward extra security…

Thanks for the Patton Oswalt. May I counter with a clip of the fabulous Jackie Hoffman’s take on White Xmas.  

Wow, you’ve put some thought into this! My personal fantasy is for Donnie, Jr. to be playing with his gun and shoot The Donald in the head. A two-fer!

Earbuds are a great idea! I just walk out of the store, which has pretty much limited my shopping this time of year, including drugstore items, to the internet. Also, what’s with that horrible “Xmas smell” that some places use? I have a friend who refers to this as Asthma Season.

I was sick with a migraine and CousCous sat on the heating pad. So... jerk or healer?

What, he was afraid his kids couldn’t keep up? That the Jewish kids would wreck the curve? Too bad, Bannon. I guess being dumb is yet another strike against your unfortunate children.

Ivanka was 9 years old when her father very publicly humiliated and dumped her mother, whom she’d been named after and compared to all her short life. You think she wasn’t afraid that Daddy was going to dump her, too? That said, I certainly don’t believe she has the ethics or brains to keep her from wallowing in this…

If anyone has body issues, it should be Ken. Seriously, who would play him? John Bobbitt?

Also depends on the age. Tough on a 6 year old. But I went away to boarding school at 16, which is the perfect age for getting away from your parents.

My mother was a yoga teacher, ate a healthy diet, didn’t smoke or drink more than a glass of wine once or twice a year. Now she’s in late stage Alzheimer’s. All those headstands for nothing.

Fighting the Civil War was a huge mistake. Imagine if we’d just let the southern states go off and form their own country.

It’s time to mail Governor Abbott all of your used tampons and pads.

Don’t be so quick to judge. I’m Jewish and my brother and I were the only Jewish kids at our school. Most of the kids were hardcore Catholic. I did the Chanukah thing where each kid in the class got a piece of chocolate gelt, which they loved (chocolate > candy canes.) I personally have dealt with many an Xmas by…

I, too, hate Crassmas, the marketing crap, the stress, that awful combination of green and red. But if I were you, I wouldn’t make a big deal out of it at your daughter’s school. To kids, it’s just a bunch of special events and treats. Public school doesn’t push it as a religion, they just use it as a theme for…

I just love my electric heating pad. On my head or neck, if I have a headache. On my stomach if I just want something comforting. Easy to throw off at night if it gets too warm. And of course, my cat really loves it. I’ve tried them all and I prefer the very simple style that just has one button, not a lot of fancy…

I’ve had migraines all my life. My first memory was getting a headache when I was about three and it was so bad that I vomited. I thought Campbell’s Vegetable Soup had magically appeared in my mouth.

You forgot the part about how they are dying younger because they were forced to become heroin addicts. Sad.

Ask him the names of the perps, then help him make up nicknames based on them, using rhyme and alliteration. ( i.e. Brad Breath, Diaper Danny, Icky Vicki) Start with the head bully and work your way down.

I’m one of the older women on here and except for my awkward teen years, I’ve been very lucky in love. So here’s my advice: Don’t expect men to think like you. Remember your biology. Y is an X with a big piece missing. It stands to reason that there is more than just physical difference. Be tolerant if they are…