Not here to comment on her mental health status, just to recommend Robert Altman’s 3 Women. Shelly at her best!

He’s got nothing against church. That’s where he picked up Marla Maples.

What I’d really like is for Donnie, Jr. to get drunk and shoot him. Maybe not kill him, just turn him into one of those disabled people whom he mocks.

A plumber once told me that he hates working on Trump buildings because lots of corners were cut, for instance there are no shut off valves in the apartments. Donald saved a couple of bucks, and now every time someone needs a even a minor repair, the whole line has to be shut down. Like the man himself, his buildings…

Well, he does know all about hiring people and not paying them.

On the plus side, they all quit smoking.

But...it worked with Charlotte on Sex and the City.

Interesting that you choose celebrities. I really think that a lot of Trump’s supporters voted for the guy with a TV show and his Real Housewives of New York wife with the same amount of thought that they put into voting for their favorite on America’s Got Talent. Scary, but TV is reality for a lot of people. So maybe…

Are you talking about the Binder twins? Yes, he separated them. Both had major brain damage, never learned to crawl or form words, needed extreme full time care, and became wards of the state.

Ivanka (“little Ivana”) was nine years old when her father very publicly humiliated and dumped her mother. I’m sure she had a lot of fear that he would dump her as well. So she tried to be everything he wanted, even becoming a “model” when she was a chubby-faced teen. (Her father got her gigs. Imagine how the other…

Whoever came up with this is BRILLIANT. What a great way to get little kids to shut up! I wonder how long they can stretch it out?

Also not my first lady. Still wondering how she paid for an apartment at Zeckendorf Towers back when she was an illegal mid-level model, before she made the Donald her fulltime client. She’s a mean-eyed gold digger who has shown no self respect and thinks it’s cute that “she’s got two little boys.” So, fair game…

I think of those women who voted for Trump as “pigs.” Because that’s what he would call them.

Marla was pregnant. He had to marry her, because otherwise it would have been too confusing when people referred to “that Trump bastard.”

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Let her face relax? I doubt she can even relax her sphincter.

I want to shake her and tell her to have some self respect. Jeezuz, what a horrible role model she would be as first lady.

You’re kidding, of course. Trump is the kind of guy who lies on his back and gives directions.

Can’t resist adding my favorite Barbara Bush description. Shortly after her husband was elected, Robin Williams said, “He’s only been in office a month, and already his wife’s picture is on the one dollar bill.” Also loved when Barbara described Geraldine Ferraro as “something that rhymes with rich.” When questioned,…