Exactly. Drape them with a white sheet with the eyeholes cut out -- ghost. Do the same sheet but sew a peak on the head — Trump supporter. Making a scary Halloween costume is easy.

Guys will tell you anything for a chance to spread a little of their seed.

Remember the old Brawy Man website? It was early interactive. There are still a bunch of episodes on youtube.

Not paranormal, but I was terrified of earthquakes. I thought that at any moment the ground below me could open and swallow me up.  I lived in Wisconsin. Also afraid I’d suddenly find myself in quicksand.

This sounds like a sequel to porno I saw years ago, although that featured a woman with a German Shepherd.

To be fair, Trump’s supporters don’t ask permission when they burn a cross in someone’s yard.

Blah, blah, blah, Wanda Sykes, blah blah blah. Yes, WILL watch! When is it coming out?

I want to know what they did for the ‘70s dance. Stand in one place shrugging their shoulders and swinging their arms a bit?

But the next to last row off to the side is where they have the best seats for smoking joints and making out.

He sounds like Zoolander. Of course, Jesus did the original Blue Steel.

Did you see that haircut? No way is Moe Howard’s sister going to be able to get laid.

What Jesus would drive.