The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

If somebody wants to make a lot of money, and has the smarts and drive necessary to become a doctor, there are many, many, fields available to them that are both more lucrative and less difficult.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

There's no way for a white commenter to respond to this post without sounding like a racist, so can I go with a simple "Fuck Whitlock" and call it even?

Look who has the self control to stop at one sleeve. Show off.

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

For future reference, if the guy brings up getting whacked in the nuts at work, it's open season for you to ask if he started wearing a cup. I mean, if you didn't know him well enough to ask, he didn't know you well enough to tell you his jewels were being abused.

Gatson was doing some shitty push ups. If the other guy was doing them as high as Gatson was, he probably would have done just as well.

I am a lifelong Nets fan but regardless, this was one of the cruelest and most upsetting things I have ever seen.

Yyyyeaaahh... I'm gonna need to see the receipt for that.

At least their urine tests were clean.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Flippin' birds, throwin' ducks.

Except there's collusion between the NFL and the NCAA to keep things the way they are. If high schoolers had a legitimate option other than college, the NCAA's supply of product would go down. Which would cost them money.

For example, pushing your body to lift more weights can be painful, but the victory of mind over matter is also empowering. It can also be a pleasant contrast to other life experiences where a person might feel like a pawn.

fucking great. Rutgers is typical D1 wannabe school which instead of being one of the 15 or so programs that actually makes money, is one which has to hit up students for fees, and of course NJ taxpayers as it hemorrhages money. We have a 9% income tax and property taxes exactly double the national average. Thanks…

When I was in band it was more like horny and deprived :(

Hamilton. Isn't it the same with someone at a gym? If someone pushes themselves to hard at the normal gym (running, weightlifting, etc...) form can be sacrificed and there can be bad results. Crossfit won't lead to injuries if you know your limits. It's just like anything else.