B-b-bb-ut but but... but...but...FOOTBAAAWWWWLLLL

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Basically fuck the NFL

This is beyond horrifying.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

FOX still doesn’t have their feed, so they are using the international feed, and let Buck/Reynolds hijack that feed and kicked out Vasgersian/Smoltz.

Did you hear that when they came back?

It’s about fucking time. Sixty-eight years after Jackie Robinson’s debut and FOX finally decides to go dark.

So you’re saying that things will get violent for the opposing coaching staff?

And Cards fans will be hitting Alt+F4 because that’s how they were told to refresh the page.