“Definitely not the 7, bro”.

Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

You should really consider therapy.

Um...that's an apostrophe. I guess Alabamans don’t know about those?

Good luck, thanks to America’s crumbling infrastructure there are way les miles of rail than there used to be.

“BALBOA YOU BUM! YOU FINISHED! YOU THROUGH! I’M THE BADDEST IN THE WORLD! WHAT YOU SAY PAPER CHAMPION? I’MA BEAT YOU LIKE A DOG! LIKE A DOG, YOU HEAR?”

“My prediction? Pain.”

Hey woman! HEY WOMAN!

Fuck sports and people who think that everyone’s lives should revolve around them. Especially fuck anyone and everyone involved in spending public money on them.

Its a terrible impression of Sanders, but a great impression of Sanders

HOT TAKE

I got 50% of the black vote, . . . his name was Marcus.

Haven’t watched SNL sinced late 80’s and early 90’s until tonight. Except for Larry Sanders nothing at all funny. Even the laugh tracks don’t sound right. Terrible actors and scripts compared to 20-30 years ago.

Not the first time a Bernie has been financed by vacuum pennies...

from watching Trump i agree that there is no acting going on.

I got two black eyes and a bunch of TVs and cell phones destroyed by an ex. No one showed up with a check for me. Somehow I’m still alive. It’s an issue. No one with a functional brain would argue otherwise. It’s not threatening to unravel society as we know it. Let’s all enjoy our Friday night and resolve to do one…

...and reward it.”

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices…

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”