Hmmm, here’s my take:

Stop calling it that. Milk has a scientific definition. It cannot be secreted from almonds, soy, or your over-inflated ego.

Only correct take on the subject.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

“I could buy this house, I don’t fucking need you.”

Apartments have noise restrictions, sounds like he didn’t read his lease.

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If you find any pokemon sexy to begin with, you have bigger problems than donald trump.

It’s snark. If you didn’t breathe you would die, rather quickly. We get the intentions, but we don’t find value in them.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Shit, The Bay Area!

I do miss being able to say “That’s gay”.

Kudos to Gizmodo for giving this issue a serious examination. I admit that I would have predicted a Gawker site to participate in the very same hide-newsworthy-conservative-subjects editorializing that apparently Facebook did. Thanks for proving me wrong.

Yeah, I’m sure he has had many interactions with “socialist-minded” people and that they have “berned” him! That’s a totally plausible scenario, just like God talking to him.

aaaaaaand.... you’re wrong.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Bullshit.

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.