Crime in such a hive city must be severe. I wonder what the law enforcement would look like?

how would you know? It’s not like you went to Cornall or Harvardd.

I apologize for not calling out my sponsored posts

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

yes there is a dongle for lightning to 3.5mm.

Yeah, they’ll praise Apple even though they weren’t first...again...

I would still like to have the option to charge my phone and listen to music at the same time without having to purchase a $40 dongle or wear bluetooth headphones. COMEON iPHONE 8!!!

Yeah, I don’t care about how thin it is. I’d sacrifice thinness for a better battery inside and protection on the outside (so I wouldn’t have to buy a case). I do care that the second “speaker” at the bottom is cosmetic bullshit though.

Yeah but does anybody really care that is’t a fraction of a centimeter thinner? Most users are just going to go out and put a big thick case on it because that’s what you do when you buy a $700 piece of fragile glass that you handle all the time.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

“Yawn. Another manufactured “scandal” to join all the others.”

Obviously it must be ignored. Its her turn!

Thanks for Correcting The Record! .05 cents has been deposited into your Panera gift card!

It isn’t a distraction if she jeopardized national security.

So either she’s lying or as dumb as a post. Neither are great qualities for a president.

no actual consumer really wants

My hope is for Marshawn Lynch to do an annual Super Bowl segment for Conan from now on.

On the networks, yes. Conan, on the other hand, is excellent. When he gets out and interacts with people, he’s the king. Drivers ed with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart and his trips to Cuba and the Koreas and Clueless Gamer are great examples.

Between Fallon and James Corden’s race for #viral #content, Seth Meyers going for “clapter” (aka the thing he openly denounced once upon a time) every monologue, and Stephen Colbert going unwatched, late-night on the networks sucks now.

Temple of Doom coulda used WAY MORE Kate Capshaw screaming every god-damn second.