You know that would include the majority of black people in the US, right?

That’s an awful lot of energy you put into defending one disgusting douchebag. Which element of his doucheyness do you most personally identify with?

Yeah, being a corrupt casino owner who puts his name on steaks is what REALLY prepares you to know what America needs. My two sons did national level debate all through high school. They knew some of those kids from Parkland (Douglas has a good debate program). I can guarantee you they have spent more time studying…

Hey, I thought he killed!

James Buchanan. Lifelong bachelor. Terrible President.

It might be so upsetting you will need to take some liquid antacid for you stomach or NyQuil to sleep, and remember there are 3 teaspoons in a tablespoon, and two tablespoons in an ounce. If you need to convert,though, know there are about 5 milliliters in a teaspoon and therefore around 30 in an ounce.

He already had a Nike contract since he WAS playing. He didn’t go to Nike because he wasn’t playing.

I had no idea this had been going on so long until I saw the guy with the NTWICM 2 cassette in Bandersnatch. 

No “Joker”?

Pence vs Warren 2020! 

Actually, yes! New York City used pneumatic tubes, but the extent of the network was very limited. The most extensive use of pneumatic tubes for intra-city post was in Paris, where the system worked until the 1980s. For many years you could have a delivery boy take a note or whatever to the closest tube, tube it…

That is a beautiful and moving story. Thank you for taking the time to write it down.

The answer to question number one is obviously Barack Obama. You could trust him to have a fair , unbiased critique to offer, and the intensity would go to eleven when they had to perform for a packed dancehall, but with Obama seated on a sort of throne on a raised platform in the middle of it.

I love Emmet Otter, but I have to admit that if I had been one of the contest judges I probably would have voted for The Nightmare. Those guys rock.

And check out his classic comic stylings in Smokey And The Bandit!

I agree with most of these, since they are mainly examples of people just being variously cruel and hostile, but not the self-aware corporate social media accounts. I still find that pretty funny joke that hasn’t been completely used up. One of the earliest stupidities of social media was that everybody and everything…

That video is confusing. The pusher starts the video in front of the desk, not behind it where you would expect him to be if it were his office. Also, the pusher is wearing a tee shirt and a backpack and looks more like a student than does the pushed person, who is wearing a long sleeve shirt. Also, there is a third…

The only reason we are nostalgic for Bush I is because he is dead. I sure wasn’t missing him two weeks ago.

What about suggesting that maybe there are some reasonable ways to regulate gun ownership?

A squid, eating dough, in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Get me?