On the other hand, it gives sensible people an opportunity to identify which other people in their lives are horrible and in what way. It is like a big Rorschach test people voluntarily participate in. Without Halloween, the people of Idaho might not have known those teachers are all horrible, disgusting racists.…

Havanese, Bichon, or (my favorite) a Coton de Tulear. It bears no blame for it’s people’s politics. A little pool water won’t hurt it.

I work in a psychiatric emergency room.

Stephen Colbert once recalled in an interview that one of his family’s (meaning his siblings) most beloved traditions is dividing into teams and reenacting the charge and battle from “Zulu Dawn”. So this probably made perfect sense to him.

Wow. The amazing part is that now he can work. I know two guys who have cut off their own hands, and I can’t imagine either one of them ever having their shit together to hold down any job, much less an acting job.

We haven’t won yet, of course!

His analogy to Islam is poor because a real religion couldn’t sue for copyright infringement for a show depicting a crucifix or a mineret since those are not specific copyrighted images. A better analogy would be if a show used a copyrighted Greenpeace logo (is there such a thing?) to represent an evil ecoterrorist…

I love the way you are going flat-out HAM on this issue. Never back down.

I love the way you are going flat-out HAM on this issue. Never back down.

Try The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.

No, thanks. I’ve already got a job. Maybe the police should just be better.

Does her book title suggest we may see her playing Doreen Green in the future. That would get me excited.

Normally I’m not bothered by the typos, but this time I really want to know what it is you think is going to swell.

My youngest daughter is 15, and she introduced me to season one. I’ve never really thought of what would be the lower age limit for watching this show since I’ve never made any effort to block anything my kids watch.

I’d rather wash my face with an SOS pad than listen to ICP’s music, but ever since I learned how the Just Us department targets Juggalo’s as “terrorists” I’ve been a fan.

Right? I just imagined it flashing through Shaggy’s mind “shit, he’s close to the edge. If I really kick him he could seriously get hurt, and I’d wind up in prison for killing Fred Durst. I’d better hold back.” Too bad he didn’t just dope-smack him.

I remember seeing them on SNL, along with the Devolution video. Blew my 12 year old mind. It was like briefly having the TV tuned in to a different universe.

Yes. I’m one year younger than Bart O’Kavanaugh and I knew guys just like him in college. They were vile pieces of garbage then, and this is exactly what I’d expect from them now. Judge Rapist was a spoiled, entitled, immature, disrespectful, mean bastard on the stand and the Rapublican elite just loved it. 

I felt even queezier about holding it together with duct tape. I kept thinking “how the hell are they going to get that off in the ER?”

Don’t you mean OFF bipolar meds?

I reread the book a couple months ago and i really got the feeling that a big theme of the book is closeted queerness. Uncle Jonathan and Ms Zimmerman both feel like stereotypes of 20th century closeted gay adults. Their relationship is intimate in everything but physical contact and they live a rich but very hidden…