I wish people wouldn’t take in rockets like this off the street because they’re cute. They start by naming it and saying they’ll take care of it, but they’re nowhere to be seen when you’ve gotta feed it and clean up after it.

That was a really creative insult. Never been called a tire fire before! You’ve got an aptitude for creative writing!

Are you... alright? Do you need a hug?

Hundreds of thousands? You insult our supreme leader with this un-huge number! He has created billions of jobs! (I feel like the Kim Jong-Un jokes’ll be making a comeback.)