This is perfect. And I can’t prove he didn’t say that.

Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

As sad as it is to see old football players lose their marbles it’s nice that Ed’s just moved to his mouth.

While I’m not sure what he said, I like his strategy. Inarticulate speech is a great way for a college football coach to save local police the trouble of redacting reports later.

Pretty sure it was a gumbo recipe.

Worse than dissolution in a hot acid bath:

Of all the ridiculous shit we heard this week, that was the worst. Worse even than SecState Rudy.

Whaaaaaaaaaaahhhhheeyyyyyyyyy...........

The dude who got pressure cooked alongside 6 tons of tuna has gotta be worse.

Yellowstone PD Detective: “Looks like another case..... has been dissolved.”

Challenge Accepted.

On behalf of near-boiling acid baths in Yellowstone, I submit the most horrible way to die would be: Secretary of the Interior Palin.

I’m pretty sure many of us will get to see for ourselves soon enough.

i clicked on this expecting a RANKING god damn it.

here’s my ranking of ways to die:

1. all of them. they’re all tied. i cant wait

Dammit. You beat me by literally less than a minute. Take Your star, you magnificent bastard.

Good time for those “advisors” to tell Trump the president only goes around making speeches, and definitely don’t sign any papers that Paul Ryan gives you.

“I want this thing! ...but I don’t want to do anything related to it.”

Nobody on the team took high school civics? I am sure there is a Schoolhouse Rock song that can help out here.

Ummm.....a lot of “going with the flow” is “understanding how to run the country.” He’s not running an IHOP here, and nothing about the fact that he dorsn’t even know who he has to hire or what can and cannot be delegated should be comforting to you. Having a fresh perspective is one thing, not knowing the most…