“Haven’t play this game so far, but that won’t stop me from making up ways to shit on it.”

I hate comments like this. They come of as a Greatest Hits of someone who decided how they felt about a Thing months ago and has been repeating the same points ad nauseam in the months since. And even now that the Thing is here, and by most accounts better than everyone expected, they still gotta trot out Free Bird…

This drove me insane in the comments on the last article, too. People were INSISTING that a beta was a demo.

I liked Elfen Lied as a whole at the time I watched it about a decade ago, but my memories paint it as kind of a try-hard teetering somewhere between campy violence and edgy grimdark, maybe too close to grimdark to take entirely seriously as the horror story it wanted to be. I remember the earliest parts of the first…