Under the religious logic, viable doesn’t mean what you think it means. They operate basically on the dichotomy of dead fetus or not dead fetus. Because miracles. So they will wait up until the very last possible moment, until the mother’s life is in imminent danger, before they act. That’s the only way they can…

This is just another reason why the US needs nationalized, single payer, healthcare. Churches shouldn’t be running hostpitals unless those hospitals are regulated the same as any other hospital and have to offer all of the same services, regardless of religious beliefes, to all patients.  This is pure bullshit.

I figured someone was dying....not someone was dead. 

Tom died in a car accident and wouldn’t you know, Kate received a heart transplant. The heart was Tom’s. Last Christmas, he gave her his heart.

About 6 months if the divorce goes smoothly.

Anytime you have something named “_____ Project” you know it’s going to be some torture type shit.

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”

I think the press pretty much leaves Princess Anne alone because I have a sneaking suspicion that if continuously hounded by the press she would hop on a horse and mow them down with fire and lasers coming out of her eyes. She has that permanent “we are not amused” resting bitchface and fanged eyes that never smile.

The Queen is going all out to protect him. When news of the story broke, she appeared in public with him smiling and grinning like nothing was wrong. The whole institution is outdated and needs to go. 

This was one of the saddest, most depressing things I read all day. Will be surprised if it’s not taken down.

The Royal family is about as modern as the Pope is cool. All William and Harry did differently was pick their own wives. Those wives completely transformed their lives to fit into royalty while the men did nothing to change theirs. So THAT didn’t really change.

Meanwhile, the royal-friendly British press has been pumping out countless articles in the last 6 months about an Andrew & Fergie remarriage, in order to inundate the public with a fabricated late-life romance - or re-romance, as it were - to offset the actual news of Andrew’s behavio[u]r.

The idea of a monarchy at all is archaic so all of that wealth, prestige and privilege that was accumilated for doing nothing should be rejected if they really want to modernize anything.

Whelp, here we are. Deadspin has finally spun down.

loosen up Megan & put out a little love to some of these unsung athletes

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

“Baseballl players have the most incredible butts—high, round, too big for most pants—which sit on top of their thicc-ass thighs like a beautiful Thanksgiving turkey or a honey-baked ham.”

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Jezspin forever

I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.