Hey, go easy, Patrick already had to hide his article about the Kings inside an article about the Thunder..

Wait, are you talking about Paul George here? Dude is 27! I know he broke his leg, but he’s generally been even better that he was before his leg snapped in half.

Zukka is the KD of of Kinja.

REALLY, A TEAM BECOMES A WHOLE LOT WORSE AFTER TRADING FOR CARMELO ANTHONY???? COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED.

Because he doesn’t want obstinate Thunder fans blowing up the comments.

Fuck him. He is an asshole.

When he wasn’t getting D’d up by Jackson (or for one possession by teeny-tiny rookie De’Aaron Fox, who is 75 pounds lighter than Melo)

farted up 23 turnovers

Doug “Throw-In” McDermott outscored him last night

Can’t do fucking shocked. What I can do is fucking surprised.

REALLY, A TEAM BECOMES A WHOLE LOT WORSE AFTER TRADING FOR CARMELO ANTHONY???? COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Holy shit how old are you that you remember an NBA before superteams?

I can’t believe the Warriors are ranked this low

We need some kind of sensible head cannon control in this country.

Melo is basically a net negative at this point and looks fat as shit. their best bench player is.... uh... either Patrick Patterson or Raymond Felton? Also, Roberson kills you on offense. Even with 3 very good scorers, you’re always going to be playing 4-on-5.

Uh, you forgot to list the other 29 teams. Haha! Wow, somebody is gonna get an earful from their editor today! Sheesh.

This is what happens to every team Melo is traded to.

This article is a ranking, not rankings. Get your shit together, Burneko.

The Warriors are first, but also last. Are they the least butt or the most butt? Please put your rankings into a form I can understand, Burneko.