That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

There’s an alternate universe where the Cavs didn’t trade for Kevin Love, Wiggins was mentored by Lebron, and this season would see him passing the torch to Wiggins, instead of adding ever rustier scrapheap parts to this wheezing franken-hearse that will somehow still win the East, but then leave behind another ten…

I’ve got Melo by a hair over Westbrook in the “Most Showy Sub-par Defense Award”. All the pointing(to where he should be), yelling(probably for help), and grimacing(after being scored on) really accent his replica block attempts and general lack of urgency outside of pointing at things.

I see Melo has really picked up his intensity on defense.

This guy truther highlighting a HS volleyball SCtop10 play. Thanks dude.

Enjoy your weekend of driving through your neighborhood documenting minute lawn violations to report to your homeowner’s association.

your old coach sounds like he doesnt know how arms work

Lemme guess. You read the box but didn’t watch the game. Mario Chalmers was getting the benefit of the doubt against Curry. He really does get a tough whistle for a superstar. That says, he reaches far more than he should too.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!

Hi LaVar. Welcome to deadspin.

Does “Furious Five” refer to the number of pairs of Ball’s sneakers you bought?

Yeah I am reading these comments and it just keeps getting dumber and dumber. Like, “okay yeah Patrick Beverley can be kind of an ass, sure...” “huh, that’s kind of a random thing to point out, some sort of jealousy....” “wait, this makes no sense...” “wait, this REALLY makes no sense....”

I love how this Big Baller Brander keeps doubling down as if he will eventually come up big.

Wait, what? Do you know something about Patrick Beverley’s childhood that literally no one else does? Or are you just.... like, saying stuff?

I am a firm believer that if enough opposing players fuck with him on the court, he’ll turn into a bust. Domineering fathers produce mentally fragile sons. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW 

If Lavar Ball and Donald Trump fucked, this comment would be their baby.

“...who wouldn’t dare to engage in a verbal match with Lavar”

This is so absolutely the wrong take about this that I can’t even put it into words.

I don’t think you understood the comparison. Especially since Zaza is 7 feet tall and NOT talentless.

Might be a good place for a reminder that Beverley played all those years in Russia (which is just a delightful place to be for a dark-skinned black man), waiting to get onto the back end of an NBA roster. If there’s a more starkly contrasting player to Ball in the NBA, I’d love to know.