“edginess” is literally the dumbest metric to quantify dril by, but ok.

I like this one:

Deadspin didn’t post that video. I know that because it still exists and Gawker doesn’t.

ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

This was the one that got me hooked. I was laughing for days.

Blocked. Blocked. Blocked.

I love that description and wish we had more of Dril’s ilk. I loves me a dank meme, but hate the angry-white-guy-on-the-Internet flavor they often come with.

Portnoy is the drunk libertarian undergrad wannabe frat-bro asshole who somehow stayed on the periphery of your friends in college. (Perhaps he could get drugs.) Those guys never fucking change and just become more pathetic as they get older.

He has that “post modernism and the internet has robbed us of meaning” vibe of a dank meme master, minus all the regressive shit.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

Repeatedly telling somebody “Choke me, Daddy” does not make them your father.

Another day working at the AV Club museum. People keep asking me if they can fuck the newswire. Buddy,

Please, dril is my father, do not denigrate him

Yeah?

I’ve been following Anthony Fantano for years and I stopped following him when he started his anti-SJW “meme shit” with his thisistheplan videos. I’m disappointed that a man who helped popularise bands like Death Grips would make content that goes against the message of bands like Death Grips.