They just refuse to ever do the right thing as an organization and it all starts at the top.

F#ck Snyder. F#ck everything about this team. 

Wow - sorry Cowboys and Bengals - you snooze, you lose! 

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

“Still thinking of Abraham Lincoln as the guy who lost the 1858 Senate contest to Stephen Douglas? Think again.”

In six months, when I go to my next dentist appointment, I’ll read this and get back with you Laura. 

I will accept my role as SI feature writer now. 

Possible theory: One part being competitive psycho manufactured drama (The way Kobe used to just pretend his opponent said some insensitive junk), and the other part being his having a complete lack of respect for the person, and this being the more socially acceptable way of trashing the guy. Think about it, Hue was…

How is he not the most powerful? He rules the legislative branch, he refused to defend the executive branch at a time when the integrity of the electoral process was under attack from a foreign sovereign nation so that the candidate from his party could win, and he has repeatedly rewritten the rules for how the…

[clears throat]

This asshole belongs in prison. Not on any court. Sport or otherwise.

For being a traitor, for starters. 

I’m surprised they did as well as they did when Bob Knight would cringe at Kavanaugh’s facial expressions on the sidelines:

Nah, he’s an old-school pass-first type of guy. I beat the run FFFFFFFlex.

Care to elaborate genius boy?

As he should. The injustice of a well-to-do grown ass man no longer being able to coach youth girls basketball, all because of credible allegations of sexual assault that you just KNOW must have been false because look how angry he got about beer, would have been too much to bear. Frankly, it would have caused me to…

Fuck Kid Rock, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck every Republican forever.