This is a pretty cool idea, especially since wildfire had become vastly more destructive at the same time the dragons returned.

By contrast, today is a wonderful day if you’re a Nets fan like our old pal Pink Skull.

They forfeited? I thought all games involving Swiss teams were supposed to end as ties.

It was such a weird experience for me, because when I saw how hard it hit the front of the rim, all tension released and I was already musing about how overtime would play out. 

[redacted; and please feel encouraged to dismiss - I can do better than making jokes about suicide]

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He’s got “gettin’ away from the cops” speed! 

I dislike both teams pretty equally, but I thought last year was far more humiliating because it was a surprise. This year I barely even looked up from my tablet in the last two minutes of the game because I knew exactly what was going to happen.

I'm not a gambler, but when I saw that the Rockets were favored by 7 points prior to tipoff I wanted to bet my entire life savings on the Warriors. There was just no way in the universe they were going to cover that. 

As soon as I saw your comment, I knew - I fucking KNEW - that Reilly would have gotten a detail wrong and Vox/Deadpin would have been too fucking lazy to fact-check it, and now the Trumpettes are going to spend their weekends in a state of gleeful delight that their initial assessment of this story as a “total…

Donnie Bitch Tits is 6'2", weighs 300 lbs, is one of the most litigious people on the planet, and even before now has always been followed by at least one bodyguard who was just begging to start swinging a gun around. It’s not the least bit surprising nobody has taken a swing at him.

With regards to your username, I like to believe that the Simpsons were making a reference to the NFL referee Armen Terzian. My belief is bolstered by the fact that in a different episode the show specifically mentions a referee getting hit in the head by a whiskey bottle.

I honestly cannot imagine what it would be like to live inside that (virtually hairless) head. A constant, soul-consuming state of desperate insecurity occasionally alleviated by fabricated triumphs.

Nah, Shooter McGavin was actually good at golf.

To clarify for the new initiates, you do talk about White Club, all the time, in fact one of the primary purposes of White Club is to constantly whine about the various hardships you face as a white person (like how one time the ATM didn’t automatically assume you wanted English and you actually had to a press a…

Zina Bash was making this white supremacist gesture before it was cool.

I don’t know anything about the guy and he certainly doesn’t come across as an evil person - hell, he’s the exact same age as me so he very well could have been one of my classmates at Harvey Mudd. I just think it’s amusing to poke fun at how perfectly he fits a certain stereotype.