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“I’m the best QB at taking a punch in the league.”

This doesn’t really surprise me. In this day and age, who needs a union? Look at the way Amazon treats its workers and it doesn’t have a union. Need I say more?

‘Angry Doug’ and ‘Tough Doug’ were the only two emotions my dad ever had =(

Every day. #SadDayInFootball

It’s not my fault that people can’t understand rudimentary concepts. Also, I don’t think this is one of my best jokes. Far from it.

Strange, since during his career he was such a fan of synthetic elements.

How foolish. If this was true, Johnny Manziel would have already been beaten to death.

If putting your head up Roger Goodell’s ass is a felony, Peter King would be tweeting about a lack of prison coffee.

Whether Jason Segel really captured the essence of David Foster Wallace.

Attempting that routine would kill Dwyane Wade.

I buy this analogy, as he’s the only coach who thinks Sam Bradford is a commodity worth trading for.

You forgot to point out that Minnesota also gave us Bob Dylan and F. Scott Fitzgerald.

The Chiefs are also trying this. They’re going to have someone whispering in the coach’s ear to think about the game, and not the post-game meal.

Off topic, but why do you think Bill Clinton is sometimes referred to as the “first” black president

If you had to vote for a Republican candidate for President, who would it be?

Pictured: people who grew up to vote for one of the nincompoops debating tonight.