The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

thank god. I’m so tired of using that male airplane emoji.

There is a lot to unpack here.

Except 1 will exist, ones vaporware. If musk was in charge of Acura, everyone would think the NSX release went pretty well

Musk did him a favor. That is the ugliest, most overpriced tub of lard on planet earth that isn’t named Albert Haynesworth (can you crosspost to Deadspin so that actually makes sense?).

I always double check the author of any Gizmodo post to make sure I’m not giving her posts any hits. Her unabashed desire to rid the world of people driving annoys me to no end.

A rear engine, front wheel drive vehicle seems to have about the same forethought and understanding as the average Alissa Walker post

So your $1500 skis can be full of rock chips, sand and salt grit when you arrive at the lifts?

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

This comment makes me wish I had a lot more accounts just to star it.

Those two tear-downs... aren’t of the same level of detail.

Probably getting the same boner everyone on Gawker got when they thought it was crazy white christians.

#devilsfoodcakematterstoo It matters so much that I’m going to have two pieces just to make a point. Yes, I am willing to make that sacrifice because I care so damned much!

Love me some Little Shop of Horrors!

BMW 420i just because 420.

Stop getting in the way of the narrative, asshole.

Why just white devils? #alldevilsmatter

As a guy can I say this is nonsense. How about the emotional stain on men who aren’t allowed to show emotion because they have to be masculine and strong? I am not saying better or worse, but the issues of gender expectations go both ways.