Damn Erin, you’re gonna piss off all the displaced reddit MRAs by not deciding which Cupcake wine flavor to buy, which sweatpant has the least noticeable stain and which cat will be your accessory to the Revenge marathon in your bedroom.

That one statement entered my vocabulary permanently after one watching.

My first thought when Caldiero won was that, if it were me, I’d split the million with Britten. There’s so much camaraderie and and good will between all of them that I half thought he would. It really sucks for Britten, honestly.

I believe I might be trading in the BMW SUV we just purchased....

My fave way to do it. Wise consumer.

I can’t wait to see the presidential motorcade roll past signs like these:

This is the lead image from the article right underneath this one on the main page. There are striking similarities. And they look like each other, too.

As a comparison, I’m curious what everyone thinks about the times writers have found success after publishing under a pseudonym of a different gender. This guy has been roundly denounced for using a racially different name in order to gain an advantage. Does claiming a different gender to gain an advantage, stand on…

Surprisingly, it exists quite well in Nebraska, as I found out this summer.

I’m fuckable now??

I sold Chevys for 2 years and both of these things are depressingly common. People were almost insulted when I asked for money down. The worst thing I ever saw was a lady who had a 6 year LEASE. On a Mitsubishi Gallant.

Step 1: Don’t get a loan for 6 years with zero down.

Holds a J.D. and a PhD and she’s an NFL cheerleader?? This economy really IS shit....

“ you’re starting at over $100,000“

“Imagine: You’re a sick child in the hospital and the admin tells you that a special celebrity guest is coming to visit you. The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner. “

Someone needs to spoof this video IMMEDIATELY, in the parking lot of, like a mall. Wander around and babble incoherently at passers by about all the amazing cars there.

Confession: I used to watch the Duggar’s sometimes because they came on after Jon and Kate plus 8. My wife and I enjoyed that show. I remember the episode where Josh proposed to Anna. It was so awkward. And I knew her family was more bonkers when Anna’s African safari animal mom was wearing the exact same clothes as…