C: Be famous.

I was coming to post angrily and sarcastically, but now I’m smiling. Dang you!

“Jimbo Fisher is a colossal, whimpering penis. He’s is a soulless, sun-spotted prick and runs the worst program in terms of basic humanity in college football. He has consistently recruited bad people who play football at an elite level, and then gets all huffy anytime someone wants to talk about all the terrible…

I had kinda assumed that part. But yes.

Can’t spell “lackluster” either.

Well that’s the easy part.

Next time, they should try Brickleberry Park. I heard they have talking bears.

So, to be a female style icon these days you need to A: Be a teen, and B: Wear clothes.

I think the REAL problem is that it’s $75. That’s an insane amount for a Palais Royal bustier, hot pants and a dead fancy guinea pig.

You apologized for Bryan Adams, but there’s still Bieber...

I think we would all gladly donate to a fund to help her get herself and her kids away from him. Jezebel should set this up.

Yes they did make me think.... *heavy mouth breathing*

Is squirting from the urethra and the need to pee before hand at all related to the fact that women seem to always have to pee after sex or sexual stimulation?

It comes out of your urethra?!? Mind already blow in the first sentence.

Wrinkled?

Posted this one as well. I want one.

The Land Rover Defender 110 crew cab from Skyfall was pretty bad ass and a vehicle I personally lust over. We can ALMOST import an old one legally now!

They make a cute couple.