I’m smiling because you’re making a My Cousin Vinny reference. If not...sad trombone.

She probably only works like a week out of the year for the show. There’s only one meg-centric episode per season usually.

Natalie Portman was born in Israel. Didn’t move to US until she was 3. Has dual citizenship. More ethnic than Cameron Diaz.

Cameron Diaz is the whitest white girl that ever whited.

“BAM. Look’s like somebody went to Jared!”

It was called what?!?!

I had seen that Vette coupe a while ago, or what’s left of it, and laughed heartily. Glad it made the list.

I’ve always really wanted a Saturn Sky Redline. Everything else I might list would be an ironic purchase out of curiosity.

Uhhg..that picture. I keep forgetting they have 11 billion more children who are babies and toddlers. There are so many more of them to fuck up and raise in this environment where not only everything else that they believe is A-OK, but that your brother molesting his sisters is a mere snafu. And now they’re going to…

It has sentimental value.

The only location in space and time where you might hear someone mutter “Uhhg..ANOTHER Duesenberg. How boring.”

I really didn’t need another boner this morning. My wife didn’t help take care of the first one for me. What am I supposed to do now, AT WORK?

I expected to click this link and just see:

If you play a whole summer season worth of a sport your team earned a large pizza party with deluxe bounce house along with a hug/pat on the head/hair ruffle and a hearty”good job champ, see you next summer! Call me if you wanna work on your swing!” If your team wins the whole shebang or you’re MVP or something, you…

Hopefully you rejected him in backwards latin.

Looks are EVERYTHING.

Make sure to specify full form.

I didn’t realize lions used chairs so frequently. Must be free range chairs. Do they play musical chairs? Is that how you become king of pride rock??