#notallhoustonians #seriouslynotallhoustonians

That goofy ass grin at the end was the first time I’ve been kinda sold on him. We shall see.

Huckabee assured me he was one of the doctors. Explosives and large knives are standard tools for baby killers.

I think a dress code would be great! Make the representatives wear exactly what they think everyone else should not wear. All trousers must be higher than fingertips. Only exposed shoulders and bare midrifts. And chest hair must spilleth from V necks.

I wasn’t even EATING Doritos!!!

Long way from home...

This was such a nightmare when I worked for a dealership in the early ‘00s during the gas crash. I’d get guys who had just bought a LTZ 2500 crew cab Silverado (down payment? what is that?) trying to trade it in less than a year later and being flabergasted that the depreciation exceeded terminal velocity.

I feel so bad for those actresses. You know that glitter took weeks to get off.

Ohhh Julie Bowen, my how your career has grown.

Can anyone just be one thing these days? Acclaimed actor isn’t enough. Top of the charts only? Pshhh. Triple threat muthafucka! You’re gonna see me EVERYWHERE. EGOT for life!

“ a lacerated cornea with a vitreous detachment and all head, neck, eyes and vision were severely damaged”

Guy here. I HAVE to trim mine. Like there’s no way around it. It’s so uncomfortable to have longer pubes. I guess mine are long and not that tight a curl. Like 2-3 inches. They wrap around and pinch and when he gets cold or scared, he pulls in and the skin rolls up and grabs the muthafuckin hairs and rolls them up too…

Meconium

There’s a lot of talk on here about solitary confinement being torture and inhuman. This may be true, and I can’t give my opinion because I haven’t been through it. What I do see is it being one of the few ways to discipline someone who’s already in jail. They’ve been convicted and sent to jail. You’ve taken almost…

6 months old? I can find a lot of dad things to do with my 3 month old. Interaction is fun. Plus they eat and sleep at least half that time.

Heinous crime: check.

Latinos becoming a majority in Texas?? They already are. Highway 10 and south is significantly Latino. I live here, and I know many Latinos that are republican because they believe in less gun laws and support the religious leanings of the right. If Latinos were going to change the state, they would have done it…

At least we now know there wasn’t a snuke in her snizz...

Let’s just put a happy little afro right here....